Jokes

 

Each week, starting January 2017, a (lame?) food joke will be added to this page.

  1. What do Wikileaks staff have with their Christmas turkey? An anonymous sauce.
  2. Why can’t you tell secrets in a community garden? Because the sweetcorn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk.
  3. What did the papa potato say to the baby potato? “I’m keeping an eye on you.”
    (submitted by Martin O’Callaghan)
  4. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, stupid … apples don’t talk!
  5. One day, you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.
  6. What do you do if life gives you melons? See a doctor, because you’re dyslexic. (see this Wikipedia page)
  7. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where do eggs come from? A poul-tree!
  8. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin? I yam what I yam.
    (submitted by Jenny Shaw)
  9. Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
  10. I always eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
  11. Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he is a fun guy.

And, not a joke but still funny, have a look at these two men in fruit-themed body paint, which was photographed by in February 2017 by Claire Miller. As Claire says “I was watching a rather out there acrobatic busker act on Southbank by a Japanese gymnast calling himself Jackie Chan Chan when these two turned up and started scoring his act. They seemed related to possibly promoting Juice Boost but I can’t be certain. They were just such a bizarre addition to the crowd watching an already bizarre act that I snapped the photo. Cool body paint, though!

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